We're outside by the pool, not swimming, it's Shabbas.
I say to my granddaughter,
What do you want to play?She quips right back.
"I know. You're Mary Poppins and I'm Jane."The kid's a prophetess, seriously.
"Now hold your umbrella." (She pantomimes daintily holding up an umbrella.
Okay. (I hold my imaginary umbrella as daintily as possible)
"When the wind blows in, you fly in. And when the wind blows out, you fly out."
FLYING WITH UMBRELLAS